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Tuesday, December 6th, 2005
5:07 pm	Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I donated bone marrow to satanikdiarrhea in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In February I didn't flush (-1 points). In April I broke yuengling1284's X-Box (-12 points). In March I punched ellinglee in the arm (-10 points). Last Saturday I put gum in angelodimorte's hair (-12 points). Overall, I've been nice (265 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball! Sincerely, Nofriendscactus Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username: (Comment on this)
Monday, November 28th, 2005
9:59 pm	all about your sex life... Full Name Age your sex personality colour is... green - jungle lovin' you'll probaby fuck.... your best friend your favourite sex toy is... a broom stick you will get __# std's. 7 This quiz by cowboysbecamefolkheros - Taken 523935 Times. </a> New - Dating Advice written by YOU! (Comment on this)
Sunday, November 13th, 2005
10:29 pm	<tr> <td align="middle">The Regretful Ex You scored 83 D, 50 J, 17 T, and 10 A! </td></tr> <tr> <td>You genuinely know how to have a relationship. You care about her and chances are she cares about you, too. Things might not have worked out this time around but at least you have a strong friendship to show for it. You will be remembered as the ex she should have married. </td></tr> <tr> <td align="middle"> </td></tr></tbody></table> My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 83% on D You scored higher than 99% on J You scored higher than 50% on T You scored higher than 16% on A Link: The What Kind of Ex are You? Test written by silvergabetha on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test (Comment on this)
Thursday, November 3rd, 2005
4:51 am	man i never update.... mostly because not alot happens, and theen when something does happen i dont wwrite it down because by the time i think about it to much time has passed to write about it. so skool is good... psych may suck for a while due to lack of interest in developmental psych, and the looks of next semester featuring two boring sounding pre requisite classes thatsound like they could possibly be really boring. turning in my application for the edinboro fire dept later today, i know its a little late but theres always next year to just jump right back into... if broski comes to the boro hell deffinetaly join up with me, just like harborcreek. i still love my diane very much... but at the same time i miss my alisha. i need to call her more often to make sure that she is in the ok, worry about her alot of the time. i get to throw clay on teh weel this weekend which i havent done io s couple of years... so i can see how much of it i remember. i am now an official board emeber of the eerie horror fest, which means alot more than it sounds, i think im going to push for ken foree this year as teh special guest and have a showing of dawn of the dead original. i dont really know if you really want to know what is happening then call me or something and have open ended questions in mind. Current Mood: bored Current Music: incubus talk shows on mute (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, October 21st, 2005
5:38 am	My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul nofriendscactus goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Catholic Priest. dark_neition gives you 5 red coffee-flavoured pieces of bubblegum. ellinglee tricks you! You get a toothbrush. jane_doe_who tricks you! You lose 2 pieces of candy! llkanedall tricks you! You lose 2 pieces of candy! morgan_jennifer gives you 8 teal spearmint-flavoured pieces of taffy. octaviaslady tricks you! You lose 3 pieces of candy! poisonedmind00 tricks you! You get a scratched CD. satanikdiarrhea tricks you! You get a rotten egg. thepinkleopard gives you 18 pink peach-flavoured pieces of taffy. wheelinandeelin tricks you! You lose 12 pieces of candy! nofriendscactus ends up with 12 pieces of candy, a toothbrush, a scratched CD, and a rotten egg. Go trick-or-treating! Username: Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 20th, 2005
2:44 am	ISFJ-The Protector Your Type is 0% Extroverted, 100% Observant, 18% Logical and 62% Structured The protector type is called such because you feel your life is best used to protect those you love from the pitfalls of life, to see to their safety and security. You belong to the larger group called guardians. You find great satisfaction in assisting the downtrodden. You are not talkative with strangers, but you can chat tirelessly with those you trust. You have a good solid work ethic. You are thorough and very likely frugal. You do not like to be in a place of authority, and will delegate poorly if forced into a lead position. You share your type with 10% of the population. As a romantic partner, you are generous and gentle. Occasionally you may be taken for granted because of this fact. You are tireless in providing acts of service for your loved ones. You run the risk of always being exhausted because you won't say no to your partner. You are sensitive to criticism and will withdraw rather than fight back. You wish to be appreciated for your loyalty and whole hearted nuturing. Your values must be respected and you thrive on consideration and kindness. Your group summary: Guardians (SJ) Your Type Summary: ISFJ vincex's shorter version of this test. My longer version of this same test. The real deal. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on outgoing You scored higher than 96% on observant You scored higher than 24% on logical You scored higher than 85% on structured Link: The Quick and Dirty Personality Test written by unpretentious2 on Ok Cupid (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 8th, 2005
11:47 pm	i stoled another one... im a bad person, 1. Go here. 2. Pass it on. ( my answers ) (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, September 5th, 2005
1:03 am	im back to school. back in my dorm room. back with my room mate, floor mates, and my girl friend. books are on credit, meal plan keeps me fed, classes keep me on a schedule... which in turn lets me know what day of the week it is because i forget if im not set in some sort if structured environment. ill never for get tht day in high school when ian informed ne that we were in march now and that feburary 37th didnt exist. i got a job werking the night desk at scranton hall wednesday and thursday nights from 1am to 6am, its the sweetest job in the werld. i get paid to sit on my ass and watch movies and play video games on my emulators... thank you adam and aaron. but yeah if any of my fellow edinboroians get bored give me a visit, ill be the stunningly attractive one behind the table at three in the morning. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 21st, 2005
4:22 pm	I stoled this from ian.... ( Read more... ) Current Mood: happy Current Music: MSI (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, August 13th, 2005
4:10 pm	porkin' Sexual Position Therapy by serpiente Username Partner Sexual position Times to week 25 Satisfaction level: 7% Date ended June 15, 2053 Quiz created with MemeGen! Current Mood: horny (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 10th, 2005
8:17 pm	ook ook ook. summer rolls on and the same old some old routine is getting dull. thank god for alisha and ian breaking up the mundaneness of the summer with out thpse two i would have gone many different ways of crazy. as much as i want skool to start i wil miss alisha when i go back... what can i say dorky chicks are hot. shell have to vistit my cool crib up at the boro. hmmmm only a few more weeks left and then i can go back, back to learning and my kiddo. when i go back to skool i will miss alisha (lots and lots) cable television (not as much as alisha) china jade nick(even if he annoys the piss out of me on ocasion) muh big bed :( my la-z-boy mmmmmm melty spine fishing what i wont miss mommy yelling at me being lonely werking classic rock fucking ranjit and all those fucking arab fucks at that fucking pit hole fuck stop...fuck the sun shitty dvd player in teh basement the ice machine in the kitchen (i will have my revenge) my hot room.... ... -----------------------------------------END TRANSMISSION.---------------------------------------- Current Mood: indifferent Current Music: i <3 the 80's (Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 27th, 2005
4:56 pm	i is teh updating panda with nothing important to say... summer is still summer, i quit at teh truck stop...because arab people suck yeh big donkey balls. now i werk with concrete again and it is much better. even if it changes teh colour of my hair and makes my skin burn its still better that werking at that hell hole. this weekend is ege fest in buffalo i gots teh tickets today in the msil box... even though the ups man brought them... in a package and not a mail box... fuck you im all confused now and want sleepy nappy time erm skool makes brain smarterer...er ::END TRANSMISSION:: (Comment on this)
Monday, July 11th, 2005
1:51 pm	hatey summer time. stupid summer time. grumble grumble. ...grumble. fma';sng' sadlkf... yuckies. turtle????? sniffle sniffle. who the fuck is trevor/? im nont , fund a sho string anf callhin ehinever you whant, dribble the ball down the hall. whatrm,> '' f f fe awefawe (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 21st, 2005
9:22 pm	knuckle bustin son of a bitch so im werking back up on edinboro campus for a while... the stadium is literally falling apart and crumbling away so padre and i are up there taking down handreiling for reinforcement. it sucks theres way to much sun and i got all burney, the frncing along the hand railing is uncooperative and i keep cutting my fingers and bustin my knuckes in edes and what not and i have blisters. werking outside sucks and thats why getting a college education is important because if you dont have something more than high skool then thats what you do. now if you like that sort of thing good for you but not for this panda. muh sexy got me teh chewbacca plushie thingy from berger kizing!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 bitches!!!1 i hearts me a wookie. Current Mood: sun burnt Current Music: star wars episode 4 (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, June 18th, 2005
1:16 pm	hoodley hoo so i got a job werking for a bunch of arab people at the truck stop in north east. huzzah? that has yet to be decided wether or not a huzzah is in order or not. i werk long hours into the night and have to deal with trucckers of questionabe intelegence and sanity. for example there is this one guy who dosent have a voice box and talks with one of those thingys. which is teh coolest. but yeah i havent been put into the computer yet and ive been there a week and am keeping my hours written down ona scrap piece of paper. summer=bummer it rymes so its true, i werk all the time and miss diane and i can go and see alisha because our scedules conflict now that i have the truck stop jober thing. i need to go out and do something but i dont know if the scedule will alow it, i just hope that i make enough cash duruing the summer that during the school year i can go and do something interesting. land of the dead *orgasm* only a few more days. (Comment on this)
Saturday, June 4th, 2005
1:59 am	You are Sadako, from "Ringu." You are beyond scary. Which Horror Movie Character Are You? (Many Options) brought to you by Quizilla im pretty sure ive done this before and i got teh same result... but at least i updated (Comment on this)
Thursday, May 26th, 2005
5:57 pm	today i went pee pee on an ant hill and harassed a goose... today was a good day. Current Mood: cold (Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 24th, 2005
6:59 pm	fuck i knew it... i knew that i would a. go turkey hunting and not get any thing. and b. get poison ivy in teh process. why do i always get poison ivy? i dont think ive gone a year with oiut getting it. gd funcking dammit. stupid plant that has no reason to exist on the earth other than to make those who touch it ichy. now i have go break out teh ointment. stupid pink ointment... smelly ointment... ...OINTMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111 huzzah for weddings in harrisburgh!!!!!!!!!1111 an entire five hours away!11111111111 i hate traveling!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 grumble grumble grumble. Current Mood: ichy (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, May 5th, 2005
4:37 am	dim deedeedley dum. i got roller blades today and im skating around teh dorms at 430 in the morning, i should go got some sleep... but im having to muck fun, weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 ::breaks head open on floor:: ::bleeding:: ::last thoughs... i liek pie...:: ::gurgle:: Ha ha just kidding!!!!!!!!1 im not really dead. Current Mood: freakin out (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 28th, 2005
3:24 am	Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn Your name: Weapon of Choice: Aborted Fetus Your Favorite Target: Zealots Your Kill Count: 1,424,914,934 Your Battle Cry: "I got mad skillz, yo!" Years You Spend in Jail: 36 How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $23,522,964,388,089 Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 49% Quiz created with MemeGen! Har har i use a fetus!!!!!!!!!!111111111111 Current Mood: munkey (Comment on this)